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George Lucas says he had trouble getting funding for the movie Red Tails because of its black cast. I look forward to the “Special Edition” in 20 years when he uses CGI to make all the pilots white.

George Lucas says he had trouble getting funding for the movie Red Tails because of its black cast. I look forward to the “Special Edition” in 20 years when he uses CGI to make all the pilots white.

Having given up on excelling in the standings, the New York Islanders continue to excel in coming up with terrible jerseys. This may be the first time you see teammates start fights with one another, solely as as excuse to get these things pulled over their heads. 

Having given up on excelling in the standings, the New York Islanders continue to excel in coming up with terrible jerseys. This may be the first time you see teammates start fights with one another, solely as as excuse to get these things pulled over their heads. 

Here’s Shawn Thornton of the Boston Bruins and Jim Vandermeer of the San Jose Sharks fighting over which team has the more annoying, homer-rific broadcasters. Relax, guys, you’re both right.
The Bruins ousthot the Sharks in the game, but the CSN Bay Area crew bested NESN in uses of the phrase “possible Cup Finals preview.”
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Here’s Shawn Thornton of the Boston Bruins and Jim Vandermeer of the San Jose Sharks fighting over which team has the more annoying, homer-rific broadcasters. Relax, guys, you’re both right.

The Bruins ousthot the Sharks in the game, but the CSN Bay Area crew bested NESN in uses of the phrase “possible Cup Finals preview.”

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Ugh…Penguins playing the Devils today. Instead of Gatorade behind the benches, I suspect they have Massengill.
(AP photo)

Ugh…Penguins playing the Devils today. Instead of Gatorade behind the benches, I suspect they have Massengill.

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Things have gotten so bad for the Eagles that their mascot is now hiding out in the NHL, like the Henry Hill of mascots. “I ordered a cheesesteak with whiz and I got egg noodles and ketchup.”
(Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images)

Things have gotten so bad for the Eagles that their mascot is now hiding out in the NHL, like the Henry Hill of mascots. “I ordered a cheesesteak with whiz and I got egg noodles and ketchup.”

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During a break in the action Monday night, Calvin Johnson reminds Brandon Meriwether how many turnovers the Eagles had against the Bills the day before.
(Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

During a break in the action Monday night, Calvin Johnson reminds Brandon Meriwether how many turnovers the Eagles had against the Bills the day before.

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ESPN: Andy Reid encouraged by film from loss

This is a misleading headlining, as it actually refers to that fact that the team watched “Dolphin Tale” on the flight back from Buffalo. Said Reid: “Very encouraging movie. Great story. The film from the Buffalo game? Oh, that was horrible.”