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The Oiler spends the “majority” of his time wandering around the Northwest Territories, which means that not even he wants to be in Edmonton. Maybe he’s having an affair with a news anchor too.
Fun with math: According to his bio, he is 10’6” tall, weighing 950 lbs. Is he made of plutonium or something? At that h/w, you’re looking at 7.5 lbs per inch of height. By that ratio, LeBron James would weigh 603 lbs. Perhaps The Oiler is wandering the Northwest Territories in search of a Curves.
UPDATE: His quirky sense of humor has just been sent, along with Marty McSorley, to Los Angeles for $15M.

The Oiler spends the “majority” of his time wandering around the Northwest Territories, which means that not even he wants to be in Edmonton. Maybe he’s having an affair with a news anchor too.

Fun with math: According to his bio, he is 10’6” tall, weighing 950 lbs. Is he made of plutonium or something? At that h/w, you’re looking at 7.5 lbs per inch of height. By that ratio, LeBron James would weigh 603 lbs. Perhaps The Oiler is wandering the Northwest Territories in search of a Curves.

UPDATE: His quirky sense of humor has just been sent, along with Marty McSorley, to Los Angeles for $15M.