Icethetics.co reported this week that the Flyers nearly wore this “jersey” in 1995-96. Can you imagine? Players would have been trying to get into fights just to have the sweaters pulled over their heads.
"Since March 20, 2011, I’ve been a changed player."
—Matt Cooke, after receiving a 7-game suspension for a knee-on-knee hit on Avs D Tyson Barrie.
In some ways, that’s true. Cooke is now going after knees instead of heads. Progress!
You think Cooke is a “changed” player? Ask Marc Savard if he remembers how Cooke used to play before March 2011. I’ll bet he won’t remember.
Here’s the problem: ultimately, suspending Matt Cooke for 7 games doesn’t really punish anyone. It doesn’t punish Cooke, who is free to spend his days taking out the knees of fellow shoppers at the Minneapolis Whole Foods. It doesn’t punish the team; a week or two without Cooke can only help the Minnesota Wild. If the league isn’t willing to hand down a significant suspension, maybe a better punishment is to make Cooke play more. Maybe suspend Parise or Koivu instead, and have Cooke (and his team-leading minus-18) play for like 40 minutes a night.
Seven games is better than 2 or 3, but it’s not going to make any impact on Cooke. They might as well have not suspended him at all.
Also, you can’t be a changed player since March 2011 if you stomped on someone’s calf with your skate in February 2013.
PS: it’s real easy to research Cooke’s suspensions. There’s a separate section for them on his Wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cooke#Suspensions
I’m sorry…what is wrong with Shane Doan exactly?? I didn’t realize you could miss games because you were listening to too much John Denver. “Rocky Mountain Fever” sounds like a defunct indoor soccer team.
The Flyers have signed Claude Giroux to an 8-year, $66.2M contract which they will buy out in 2018.
SB Nation reports that this is believed to be the new logo of the Dallas Stars. The owner wanted something with an “Original Six” feel, but I think he got something with more of a “Pest Control Company” feel. Seriously, if a superhero showed up with this on his chest, would you even ask him to help you? I would say “No”, and that’s “No” with one of these capital “N”s.
One of the joys of watching hockey online via a bootleg Russian gambling website is the popup ads. They always run two ads at a time, side by side, and sometimes maybe someone should check which ads are paired up. I’m not sure what would happen if I clicked that video on the right, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be one step away from helping kids.